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I wanna motorcycle helmet with this on it…it’d be pretty sick or else it should say SUCK IT AND SEE and the color of the helmet would be Cosmic Latte…or both would be cool.

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CAESAR LOVE HUMAN MORE THAN APE…I decided to give myself monkey hands; using pencil lead.

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

It was actually her she just wanted you to think you killed it…*chet* I would’ve not given a shit about them either.

(via australian-government)

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OHHHHHHHHH! SHE JUST GOT BURNED RIGHT IN THE FACE! RIGHT IN DA FACE! SHE NEED SOME OINTMENT FO THAT BURN!

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nubbsgalore:

photos by david martín castán of the aurora borealis in iceland
(previous posts on iceland)

That’s goin’ on my bucket list

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Well doesn’t that make you special…

Well doesn’t that make you special…

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I had a dream about him this morning…

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